HOT DOG REVIEWS YOU CAN TRUST
As a certified Hot Dog Critic and Vienna-trained encased sausage expert I maintain a high degree of professionalism and integrity. Although I may be sponsored or endorsed directly or inderectly by some subjects of my reviews, I always remain purely unbiased.
Undercover Reviews
My visits are unannounced and usually unplanned. I go wherever the road takes me, often reviewing hot dogs on the spur of a moment at a random location..
Honest Opinions
I'm not reviewing the hot dog, but the experience of the hot dog. The environment and the expectation are part of my criteria as much as the dog itself.
Positive Attitude
There's no reason to be too serious when doing my reviews. A day with hot dogs means the fun is not far away, so I always try to reflect that in my work.
Hittin' the Road
I don't think it's possible to review every hot dog joint in America, but I'm willing to give it a try... and I don't mind driving thousands of miles to make it happen!
Usually Not Toothless
Sometimes a lack of teeth can really interfere with my work. But rest assured that if I have a loose tooth when you need me I'm ready to rip it out and git 'er done.
No Dog Too Far
If you need a hot dog reviewed in a remote destination I'm your guy. Planes, trains or boats... no job is too far if there's a great hot dog waiting for me when I arrive.
