First Recorded Hot Dog

That's One Cracker-Jack Kid!

Chicago, Illinois

The Review

Textual review by Arthur Young The Hot Dog Critic

Video review by

Long before Arthur ever became the world's foremost Hot Dog Critic, hot dogs usually came in the form of sausages cut into slices and served in their own special pocket in a tray of vegetables and cheese sticks.

Little did he know he was on a path to greatness with a future full of tasing hot dogs from all over the world!

The Experience: 10.00

THE WIENER

20 out of 20: At one-and-a-half years old I can honestly say that these were the best sausages I had tried yet

THE HOT DOG

20 out of 20: Hot dogs didn't come in buns for me at this age yet, but the serving size was just right for my tiny fingers at this age!

THE SERVICE

10 out of 10:

THE VALUE

10 out of 10:

THE ATMOSPHERE

10 out of 10:

THE LOCATION

10 out of 10:

THE "LAGNIAPPE"

10 out of 10:

THE "JE NE SAIS QUOI"

10 out of 10:




BUN-LENGTH SUMMARY

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