Fat Johnny's

Small shed off of a highway, not askin' for much...

7242 S Western Ave, Chicago, IL 60636

The Review

Textual review by Producer Daddy

Video review by Arthur "Scoops" Young

It's kind of a "lean-to" (or lean over?) building that has had much better days.  I'm shocked the place can stand up to Chicago's windiest days!  To be honest, I'm also shocked that Fat Johnny's can pass inspections - from both the department of Buildings and the food safety inspections.

Blow over?



The Experience: 7.40

THE WIENER

17 out of 20: You know, all things considered... The wiener ain't half bad!

THE HOT DOG

17 out of 20: You know, with this many condiments it's bound to get a little juicy. Not bad!

THE SERVICE

8 out of 10:

THE VALUE

10 out of 10:

THE ATMOSPHERE

6 out of 10:

THE LOCATION

4 out of 10:

THE "LAGNIAPPE"

7 out of 10:

THE "JE NE SAIS QUOI"

5 out of 10:




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Some concerns that may be significant for certain patrons may have been omitted as "less relevant" to the theme of this review. Please consider additional sources of information before planning your visit.

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