Modern Dog

Duk's Red Hots Transformed into Something New

West Town in Chicago, Illinois

The Review

Textual review by Producer Daddy

Video review by Arthur and Fiona

If you're thinking to yourself that this place looks a lot like Duk's but in lime green, there's a reason for that. This iconic hot dog stand from the 1950's rises again thanks to new ownership under the moniker of "Modern Relish". The space is still the same but the vibe is fresh.  The hot dogs are back and still served with a side of tradition that I think would make former owners Mervyn Dukatte and Donald Marselle proud.



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