First Recorded Hot Dog

That's One Cracker-Jack Kid

Chicago, Illinois

The Review

by Arthur Young
Almost Two Years Old

The Hot Dog Joint that Can't be Beat

Nowhere else.

The Experience: 6.10

THE WIENER

6 out of 20: uh

THE HOT DOG

0 out of 20: uhg

THE SERVICE

10 out of 10: uigh

THE VALUE

9 out of 10: iug

THE ATMOSPHERE

9 out of 10: iug

THE LOCATION

7 out of 10: iug

THE "LAGNIAPPE"

10 out of 10: igu

THE "JE NE SAIS QUOI"

10 out of 10: iug




BUN-LENGTH SUMMARY

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The sausages are great here but they don't come on buns so we can't call them hot dogs. Nonetheless, they cut up your franks and serve them with applesauce here, burp you when you're done and put you to bed with some light tickles on your back. What other place does that?!?

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WEEN-O-METER

Where else can you have someone cook you hot dogs while also changing the TV channel AND your diaper? Only at Daddy's house.

WEENOMETER RANK:   COZY

YO GABBA GABBA

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CUT YOUR MEAT FOR YOU

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FRONT ROW SEATS

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FREE BURPING SERVICE

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BACK TICKLES

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